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sillyranch:

On Friday I was Rapunzel for Mickey’s Halloween Party at Disneyland!

biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL

biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL

(via familiaralien)

biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.

I GET THE PHOTO NOW….

biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.

I GET THE PHOTO NOW….

(via familiaralien)

''Plue's actually hard to draw'' - Hiro Mashima

(Source: ravemangacaps)

familiaralien:

zooophagous:

myblackeyeddemon:

bendragon-cumbersmaug:

mygearsarestartingtotremble:

cthulhupeelz:

veganelfprincess:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

OH MY GOD WHY
I AM GOING TO HAVE FUCKING NIGHTMARES FOREVER NOW
PLEASE KILL ME

OH DEAR GOD NONONONONO

How do we know she isn’t lying about it crawling up there…

She would definitely have felt it penetrating her cervix and your fallopian tubes are not large enough to accomodate a snake of that size without considerable discomfort if not intense pain.I’m calling bull on this one.

This is fake as shit. The cervix is not an opening like the vagina is. Do you know how small an IUD is? It’s a little bit more than a toothpick. You know how much one hurts to get inserted? It’s like a knife because it’s stretching something that’s not meant to be stretched at rest.
A snake /could/ poke its head in a vagina, maybe, but snakes are stupid squishy plops who don’t do a lot of moving and while they like warm things they don’t like fucking around with something big enough to eat them.
So we’re talking about I guess a rabies infested snake, or a snake mutant, or a zombie snake with no concern for self preservation or reason that would 1) move more than it needs to 2) willingly enter an orifice in a body when no record of such behaviour has ever been documented before and it goes against their instincts.
So this zombie snake gets inside, and then… Turns into mist? Or something? To get through a hole smaller than a pin without the woman feeling it.
Our vampire snake proceeds to mist through tubes thinner than straws, anesthetising her all the way, and coils safely in her abdomen.
And because it’s a vampire snake it DOESN’T BREATHE FOR THREE FUCKING DAYS BUT IS STILL ALIVE APPARENTLY.
EVERYTHING ELSE ASIDE, SNAKES NEED TO BREATHE.
ARE WE GOING BACK TO THE 1850’S WHERE WE THINK UTERUSES EXIST IN OPEN VOIDS AND RICOCHET AROUND SOMETIMES BECAUSE I CAN’T THINK OF ANY OTHER WAY A SNAKE COULD BREATHE.
This makes me want to fake really ridiculous stories like “one time a hamster chewed up from the anus and lived in a guy’s lung unknown”

Snakes cannot contract rabies, but this post IS fake as shit. A snake won’t eat an appendix, and believe it or not it’s actually pretty hard to get INTO the uterus considering how tight it is on the inside, not to mention how incredibly painful it would be to have something forcing its way into the cervix like that (You’d definitely notice) There’d be no reason for a snake to cram itself in there like that for any reason, there’d be no way a person wouldn’t notice this happening without heavy anesthesia, and there’s no way a snake could fully uncurl inside the abdominal cavity like that. This snake would be a barely identifiable lump, smashed up into a ball by the powerful muscles of the uterus.
In short: Someone fooled y’all dumb motherfuckers with a body horror post and you bought it. I bet you think spiders can lay eggs inside your skin too.
What’s really frightening is that people believe this stupid shit. I mean come on it’s not even a GOOD photoshop.

Do… do people honestly not know snakes breath or do they think there’s honestly that much oxygen flowing though the human body. HOW DID THIS POST GET THIS MANY NOTES MY GAWD I KNOW PEOPLE HERE ARE YOUNG BUT I’M PRETTY SURE I WOULD HAVE FIGURE OUT THE FLAW IN THIS WHEN I WAS 7 YEARS OLD.

familiaralien:

zooophagous:

myblackeyeddemon:

bendragon-cumbersmaug:

mygearsarestartingtotremble:

cthulhupeelz:

veganelfprincess:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

OH MY GOD WHY

I AM GOING TO HAVE FUCKING NIGHTMARES FOREVER NOW

PLEASE KILL ME

OH DEAR GOD NO
NONONONO

How do we know she isn’t lying about it crawling up there…

She would definitely have felt it penetrating her cervix and your fallopian tubes are not large enough to accomodate a snake of that size without considerable discomfort if not intense pain.

I’m calling bull on this one.

This is fake as shit. The cervix is not an opening like the vagina is. Do you know how small an IUD is? It’s a little bit more than a toothpick. You know how much one hurts to get inserted? It’s like a knife because it’s stretching something that’s not meant to be stretched at rest.

A snake /could/ poke its head in a vagina, maybe, but snakes are stupid squishy plops who don’t do a lot of moving and while they like warm things they don’t like fucking around with something big enough to eat them.

So we’re talking about I guess a rabies infested snake, or a snake mutant, or a zombie snake with no concern for self preservation or reason that would 1) move more than it needs to 2) willingly enter an orifice in a body when no record of such behaviour has ever been documented before and it goes against their instincts.

So this zombie snake gets inside, and then… Turns into mist? Or something? To get through a hole smaller than a pin without the woman feeling it.

Our vampire snake proceeds to mist through tubes thinner than straws, anesthetising her all the way, and coils safely in her abdomen.

And because it’s a vampire snake it DOESN’T BREATHE FOR THREE FUCKING DAYS BUT IS STILL ALIVE APPARENTLY.

EVERYTHING ELSE ASIDE, SNAKES NEED TO BREATHE.

ARE WE GOING BACK TO THE 1850’S WHERE WE THINK UTERUSES EXIST IN OPEN VOIDS AND RICOCHET AROUND SOMETIMES BECAUSE I CAN’T THINK OF ANY OTHER WAY A SNAKE COULD BREATHE.


This makes me want to fake really ridiculous stories like “one time a hamster chewed up from the anus and lived in a guy’s lung unknown”

Snakes cannot contract rabies, but this post IS fake as shit. A snake won’t eat an appendix, and believe it or not it’s actually pretty hard to get INTO the uterus considering how tight it is on the inside, not to mention how incredibly painful it would be to have something forcing its way into the cervix like that (You’d definitely notice) There’d be no reason for a snake to cram itself in there like that for any reason, there’d be no way a person wouldn’t notice this happening without heavy anesthesia, and there’s no way a snake could fully uncurl inside the abdominal cavity like that. This snake would be a barely identifiable lump, smashed up into a ball by the powerful muscles of the uterus.

In short: Someone fooled y’all dumb motherfuckers with a body horror post and you bought it. I bet you think spiders can lay eggs inside your skin too.

What’s really frightening is that people believe this stupid shit. I mean come on it’s not even a GOOD photoshop.

Do… do people honestly not know snakes breath or do they think there’s honestly that much oxygen flowing though the human body. HOW DID THIS POST GET THIS MANY NOTES MY GAWD I KNOW PEOPLE HERE ARE YOUNG BUT I’M PRETTY SURE I WOULD HAVE FIGURE OUT THE FLAW IN THIS WHEN I WAS 7 YEARS OLD.

(Source: malformalady)

grumpydraws:

Mr. Koi Kami greets you with bubble noises and happy thoughts (prep work for a painting, breaking out a new sketchbook)

grumpydraws:

Mr. Koi Kami greets you with bubble noises and happy thoughts 
(prep work for a painting, breaking out a new sketchbook)

fwips:

/SCREAM/ MY GRANDPA JUST MADE ME A REPLACEMENT COMPUTER CHARGER TO USE TILL THE NEW ONE GETS HERE

LOOK AT IT

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HE LITERALLY MADE MY COMPUTER A HEART/LIFE SUPPORT OUT OF A PILE OF SCRAPS MY GRANDPA IS TONY STARK

(via familiaralien)

tinkeperi:

Marie:)

tinkeperi:

Marie:)

(Source: charactercentral.net)

dancesamdance:

darning-socks:

"Oh my GOD Carl I am so done with you.”

gabbity-exists and I 

(via jamischwin)

pimientos-especiales:

So I was just looking at this awesome concept art from The Princess and the Frog.

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I had it enlarged, big as it could go, scrolling along, admiring the details, and then I got almost to the end of the picture, right along the fountain.

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This movie takes place in the 1920s.

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